Marriage is like
 

A hurricane, lots of huffing & puffing, & then you lose your house :shrug::getmecoat:

You're not selling it... :D:getmecoat:

Marriage is great, you get to work towards divorce then get our life back, :D:D

I read you ;):D:D:D But I do not miss the house so much, just the workshop/ 2 x car garage with toilet and wash room :( Ce la vie ;)

And now I've got a busier life being single :shrug::confused::D:D

Divorce.
Who Needs Furniture Anyway??

Been Divorced 4 years now... best thing I ever did getting rid of that woman... However still being dragged through the courts by her and still have a huge debt that she rang up and I have to pay (since I work and she lives it large with government money!)

Not married but been with my partner 29 years, and I have plenty of complaints. Wouldn't have it any other way though...;)

18 years for us and I still get a choice, I either want to or have to :D:bowdown:.

Cheers
Tony

had to have my other halfs toes removed . so she could get closer to the kitchen sink. shhhhhhhhhhhh she`s coming :getmecoat::D

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes

Judge: Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift :getmecoat::D:D