[FLYING BANANA]

Are you lonesome tonight?

Is your brastrap too tight, are your corsets just drifting apart

Have you got a big chest, making holes in your vest, does your spare tyre reach out into the night

are your stockings all laddered, are you wearing them thin
do you hold up yor knickers, with a big safety pin

are your false teeth all worn, do they drop when you yawn

well its no wonder your lonesome tonight...