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Originally Posted by reworht
Afternoon all - glad to see the South is getting some cold weather for a change 
It's lovely sunshine up here, but there's a biting cold wind fit to cut yer lugs off.
Had an interesting night out with mates last night - out of the four of us:
- One with a walking stick, awaiting TWO hip replacement operations
- One with chronic arthritis in both knees as a result of lots of amateur football in his youth
- One with only one shoe on, and his left foot about three times its usual size after being trod on by a cow
- Me - fit as a fiddle by the standards of the other three !!!
Three games of snooker lasted almost 3 hours - it took so long for the three 'limpy jims' to get from one end of the table to the other |
You are probably fitter than me,I can't even do 1press up,arms and shoulders haven't the strength to get me down with my nose to the floor never mind push back up again. That is no joke either.
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Originally Posted by stevenicks
I see Andy Murray has been knocked out of the Australian open. He has a face like a slapped backside.... poor soul.... Come on Murray, give us a smile   |
His face would crack apart if he did.
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Originally Posted by stevenicks
Hope it's nothing to do with f a n n y magnet fishing   |
PERVERT!!