[FLYING BANANA]

A guy comes home from work, his wife is waiting with his tea on the table, she says; 'would you mind looking at the cabinet door, it seems loose' 'what do i look like,a joiner?' Next day he comes home to a lovely clean house again his tea is on the table, wife says; 'after your tea would you mind having a look at the tap, its leaking?' 'what do i look like, a plumber?' Next day he comes home, all the washing and ironing done and she asks; 'would you mind looking at the socket, it is hanging off the wall!?' 'what do I look like a, electrician?'

Well the next day the hardworking gentleman returns home after some hard graft and all the jobs his loving wife asked him to do where sorted, he asked; 'what happened?' 'well the new neighbour came round and said he would do the work if I baked him a cake or gave him a blowjob' 'which did you do?' "Do i look like a, baker?'