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Jay · 13th December 2016, 16:10

Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years . .

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do...

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up !

"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your miss us into letting you go ?"

"Well, I've been here since last night . . . "

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'. . . . . . !

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So - - - Here I am !!

frankson · 14th December 2016, 13:21

wow. I hope she didn't need to go to the bathroom!

greendriver · 14th December 2016, 13:37

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Originally Posted by frankson

wow. I hope she didn't need to go to the bathroom!

That would be a fairway to sink a hole in one....

13th December 2016, 16:10	#1
Jay This is my second home Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norwich Posts: 9,473 Thanks: 2,707 Thanked 2,060 Times in 1,194 Posts	Golf Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years . . Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do... Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up ! "Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your miss us into letting you go ?" "Well, I've been here since last night . . . " Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'. . . . . . ! On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So - - - Here I am !! __________________ ~Karma will help or hinder you. Therefore look positive for this day~

14th December 2016, 13:21	#2
frankson Avid contributor Rover 75 saloon auto KV6 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: portsmouth Posts: 207 Thanks: 462 Thanked 88 Times in 48 Posts	Dump wow. I hope she didn't need to go to the bathroom!