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26th October 2006, 23:21 | #1 |
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Tendjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud". Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" RS "Wad?" G "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G"Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" Last edited by GreyGhost; 27th October 2006 at 19:58.. |
3rd November 2006, 19:47 | #2 |
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Oh dear that was hard work to digest, time for another Scotch!
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5th November 2006, 16:35 | #3 |
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Watze madder. Yo zink ve forin peeples speek fonny!
Yo zhuld tray lisning too cockney. Spôôk
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