Jigsaw puzzle

klarzy · 16th May 2014, 20:45

This joke, hand crafted and told by me recently departed dear old dad was responsible for lifting my good lady's spirits during post natal depression some 12 years ago...

A man calls a 24 hour emergency "we can help with almost anything" service....

Yes sir, can I help you?
HI.... MY WIFE HAS BOUGHT ME A 5000 PEICE WILDLIFE JIGSAW PUZZLE AND I CAN'T DO IT...
I do not see how we can help sir, a jigsaw puzzle is a matter of patience and methodical thinking...
IT IS NOT THAT I CAN NOT DO THE PUZZLE, I CAN'T SEE IT CLEARLY... MY WIFE IS A LOT YOUNGER THAN ME AND I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW MY EYESIGHT IS FAILING AS SHE MIGHT LEAVE ME FOR A YOUNGER MAN....

Feeling sorry for the callers plight the supervisor interrupted the call.....

If you give my colleague your details sir, I can arrange for one of our staff to help you do the puzzle and stick it down... you will have to come to our offices as we are not insured to work away from our call centre...
OH THAT IS SO HELPFULL, THANK YOU...

2 days later the man arrives at the office with his wildlife jigsaw puzzle in a bag under his arm and proceeds to the supervisors office...

YES IT'S QUITE A DIFFICULT PUZZLE, ALL OF THE STRIPES ON THE TIGER LOOK THE SAME TO ME....
Don't worry sir, I will get some coffee for us while you spread the puzzle out on the table.....

2 minutes later the supervisor returned to find the pieces spread on the table and the picture of the tiger standing proudly on the front.

OK sir, said the supervisor.... first things first....put all of the Frosties back in the box....

16th May 2014, 20:45	#1
klarzy This is my second home none but not gone Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: March, Cambs Posts: 16,437 Thanks: 894 Thanked 4,247 Times in 3,025 Posts	Jigsaw puzzle This joke, hand crafted and told by me recently departed dear old dad was responsible for lifting my good lady's spirits during post natal depression some 12 years ago... A man calls a 24 hour emergency "we can help with almost anything" service.... Yes sir, can I help you? HI.... MY WIFE HAS BOUGHT ME A 5000 PEICE WILDLIFE JIGSAW PUZZLE AND I CAN'T DO IT... I do not see how we can help sir, a jigsaw puzzle is a matter of patience and methodical thinking... IT IS NOT THAT I CAN NOT DO THE PUZZLE, I CAN'T SEE IT CLEARLY... MY WIFE IS A LOT YOUNGER THAN ME AND I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW MY EYESIGHT IS FAILING AS SHE MIGHT LEAVE ME FOR A YOUNGER MAN.... Feeling sorry for the callers plight the supervisor interrupted the call..... If you give my colleague your details sir, I can arrange for one of our staff to help you do the puzzle and stick it down... you will have to come to our offices as we are not insured to work away from our call centre... OH THAT IS SO HELPFULL, THANK YOU... 2 days later the man arrives at the office with his wildlife jigsaw puzzle in a bag under his arm and proceeds to the supervisors office... YES IT'S QUITE A DIFFICULT PUZZLE, ALL OF THE STRIPES ON THE TIGER LOOK THE SAME TO ME.... Don't worry sir, I will get some coffee for us while you spread the puzzle out on the table..... 2 minutes later the supervisor returned to find the pieces spread on the table and the picture of the tiger standing proudly on the front. OK sir, said the supervisor.... first things first....put all of the Frosties back in the box.... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]….All praise Bananaswan….