The Day Trip

[Fifer]

Two elderly ladies, Molly and Betty take a day trip to Whitley Bay. As they walk round they remember the fun they had there as young girls. They see a photographer with a big wooden box camera on a tripod, and think it would be fun to have a picture taken just like in the old days.

The photographer gets them seated in a nice pose, then goes under the black back-cloth to set the picture up.

"What's he doin'?" asks Betty.

"He's goin' to focus." says Molly.

Betty's eyes go wide and she asks incredulously, "Both of us?"