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Number 6 · 28th February 2017, 08:26

A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers.

The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some prat out there wants to buy half a cauliflower."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Liverpool, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Liverpool?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Liverpool."

"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"

albaby597 · 28th February 2017, 09:16

Lol!!! Very funny

28th February 2017, 08:26	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Cauliflower's A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some prat out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Liverpool, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Liverpool?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Liverpool." "You're kidding?" replied the boy. "Who did she play for?" __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"

28th February 2017, 09:16	#2
albaby597 Regular poster M Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: h Posts: 44 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Lol!!! Very funny