The Husband Superstore

Buster · 13th February 2007, 13:13

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, (where else??)so women can go and find the perfect husband without all of the hassles of courtship (Scootie-read- winchin').

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
Store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may

choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the

fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,

"I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign

reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

Special offer..... one only, the genuine and highly sought after.... Buster

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the

sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you

exit the building, and have a nice day!

tourerfogey · 13th February 2007, 17:31

Only 4,363,012 ? Thought it would be many more than that.

Spôôk · 13th February 2007, 20:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by tourerfogey

Only 4,363,012 ? Thought it would be many more than that.

This was on opening day!

Nick Hoare · 17th February 2007, 16:02

Whats in the basement ?

Timbo.P6 · 18th February 2007, 11:05

Noel edmunds

13th February 2007, 13:13	#1
Buster Regular poster 75 Tourer, 2003. Can Am Spyder Roadster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sunny Scotland (Near Glasgow) Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Husband Superstore A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, (where else??)so women can go and find the perfect husband without all of the hassles of courtship (Scootie-read- winchin'). Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the Store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. *Special offer..... one only, the genuine and highly sought after.... Buster* She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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