The Chill Out Zone - Page 12585

coolcat · 11th March 2017, 19:02

Evening all, quiet in here tonight

Lancpudn · 11th March 2017, 19:19

Good evening everybody, I've had a feet up day of watching films & I bought a good Technics stereo system off gumtree with a low offer which he accepted it was only a mile away from me so I went to collect it straightaway....It works a treat & has a great tone, why is the text suddenly in italic! I dunno what I've pressed! lol.

Pea risotto for tea which sounds boring but was rather tasty with chicken legs

stevenicks · 11th March 2017, 19:28

A great result for England against the Jock's.

I had an hour out on the motorbike this afternoon, came home and had a few beer's, life is good.

jackatesme · 11th March 2017, 19:34

Well done England, there iv'e said it.

Gate Keeper · 12th March 2017, 05:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackatesme

Well done England, there iv'e said it.

I missed it

We were driving back from the coast. A hot drive yesterday, 37C through the countryside and 32C coming into Nairobi. I was pulled over at police and army road blocks. One just checked the car is insured and waived me on. The other was army and they wanted to give me a lecture, see inside the boot and play the bribe game. Yikes!

The soldier asked to step out of our 4x4 and open the back door. He looked inside, then asked me ....

Do you know why you have been stopped?

I said... "security"

He said ... when you approach a road block, you should be doing 30 and you were doing 60. BS I thought.

He then placed his arm around my shoulder and told me...."You are a very old man and you are like my dad"

"You are a very wise man if you carry a first-aid box.

You are a very wise man if you carry 2 hazard triangles.

You are a very wise man if you carry a tow rope.

You are a very wise man if you do exactly what I say....

Donate 1000 KES to the road safety fund, right now in my hand! about £8
(the truck driver in front of me had his licence confiscated).

That was the hit, a bribe. After that I didn't get stopped again and carried on with the drive, but missed the game

Georgies Dad · 12th March 2017, 05:30

Good morning everyone,after the nice start to spring,guess what,yes its raining again

Never mind soon be Monday

Georgies Dad · 12th March 2017, 05:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gate Keeper

I missed it

We were driving back from the coast. A hot drive yesterday, 37C through the countryside and 32C coming into Nairobi. I was pulled over at police and army road blocks. One just checked the car is insured and waived me on. The other was army and they wanted to give me a lecture, see inside the boot and play the bribe game. Yikes!

The soldier asked to step out of our 4x4 and open the back door. He looked inside, then asked me ....

Do you know why you have been stopped?

I said... "security"

He said ... when you approach a road block, you should be doing 30 and you were doing 60. BS I thought.

He then placed his arm around my shoulder and told me...."You are a very old man and you are like my dad"

"You are a very wise man if you carry a first-aid box.

You are a very wise man if you carry 2 hazard triangles.

You are a very wise man if you carry a tow rope.

You are a very wise man if you do exactly what I say....

Donate 1000 KES to the road safety fund, right now in my hand! about £8
(the truck driver in front of me had his licence confiscated).

That was the hit, a bribe. After that I didn't get stopped again and carried on with the drive, but missed the game

Good Morning Phil from a rather damp Norfolk

At least you paid for his family's Tea Phil

Is he the same Policeman that nicked a steam roller for having 3 bald tyres?

coolcat · 12th March 2017, 05:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gate Keeper

I missed it

We were driving back from the coast. A hot drive yesterday, 37C through the countryside and 32C coming into Nairobi. I was pulled over at police and army road blocks. One just checked the car is insured and waived me on. The other was army and they wanted to give me a lecture, see inside the boot and play the bribe game. Yikes!

The soldier asked to step out of our 4x4 and open the back door. He looked inside, then asked me ....

Do you know why you have been stopped?

I said... "security"

He said ... when you approach a road block, you should be doing 30 and you were doing 60. BS I thought.

He then placed his arm around my shoulder and told me...."You are a very old man and you are like my dad"

"You are a very wise man if you carry a first-aid box.

You are a very wise man if you carry 2 hazard triangles.

You are a very wise man if you carry a tow rope.

You are a very wise man if you do exactly what I say....

Donate 1000 KES to the road safety fund, right now in my hand! about £8
(the truck driver in front of me had his licence confiscated).

That was the hit, a bribe. After that I didn't get stopped again and carried on with the drive, but missed the game

No corruption going on there then Phil

coolcat · 12th March 2017, 05:46

The question today is........."To Toby or not to Toby?"

Gate Keeper · 12th March 2017, 05:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by w44nty

Good Morning Phil from a rather damp Norfolk

At least you paid for his family's Tea Phil

Is he the same Policeman that nicked a steam roller for having 3 bald tyres?

LOL ....

Good morning Steve

Yes, I had some of Jessica's spending money left over.
I did feel for truck driver not having his bribe and having his licence removed. It's a game for the motorists. They lose and the coppers win

11th March 2017, 19:02	#125841
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12th March 2017, 05:30	#125846
Georgies Dad This is my second home Land Rover Join Date: May 2013 Location: Thorpe St Andrew,Norwich Posts: 14,715 Thanks: 933 Thanked 2,925 Times in 1,979 Posts	Good morning everyone,after the nice start to spring,guess what,yes its raining again Never mind soon be Monday __________________ Steve and Georgie Together Forever Lonely days are long Twilight sings a song All the happiness that used to be Soon my eyes will close Soon I'll find repose And in dreams, you're always near to me I'll see you in my dreams And then I'll hold you in my dreams

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coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,321 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	The question today is........."To Toby or not to Toby?" __________________ Jeff.