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FLYING BANANA · 7th February 2017, 20:07

A bloke goes into a Welsh pub and asks for a gin and tonic.
All the pub falls silent, then the landlord says "Where are you from boyo, you sound English"?
"Er, I'm from Bristol actually" he replies nervously.
"Bristol you say, and what do you do in Bristol, look you"? says the Landlord
"I'm a Taxidermist" says the man
"Taxi.... what"? says the Landlord, "is that something to do with transport boyo?
The man says "No I stuff and mount animals"
The landlord shouts "It's OK lads, he's one of us"!..

Dragrad · 7th February 2017, 22:37

I do not find this OP offensive, as I can laugh at the "stereotype" perception of the Welsh....

. Besides don't knock it until you have tried it

A transcript from a CB conversation...... (Reader's Digest version, ie condensed)

Brummie : "Is it true that Welshmen "DO IT with " (actual word replaced) sheep?"

"Yes of course" I replied.... "Where do you think Englishmen come from ?".........

My fellow Welsh men & women on channel found this hilarious, But for some reason this particular Brummie had absolutely no sense of humour

stevenicks · 8th February 2017, 05:17

Brilliant Bob

jackatesme · 12th February 2017, 18:23

I was once on holiday in Tunisia,while walking through a market in Sousse a stall owner shouted over to us "English" I replied no "Welsh", he came back with "Oh sheep sh*****." We are world famous for it.

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