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11th February 2017, 18:55
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Blonde on holiday
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his thingy, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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11th February 2017, 19:46
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This is my second home
75 model car Join Date: Apr 2011
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 I just spat my beer out.
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11th February 2017, 20:17
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mg zt Join Date: Sep 2013
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ive spilt my wine |
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