Learning difficulties

JJ75 · 29th May 2014, 17:30

This girl on the bus was talking very loudly into the mobile glued to her ear.
"Excuse me," I said. "The whole bus doesn't want to hear your conversation."
"Chill out man," she replied. "I is jus' rappin' wiv me bro innit?"
I felt really guilty. If I'd known she had learning difficulties I wouldn't have mentioned it.

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Sylvester Stallone has converted to Islam, he is now known as Ramadambo

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When David Beckham scores I drink BECKS.
When Paul Scholes scores I drink SKOL.
When Tommy Miller scores I drink Millers.
Thank GOD David Seaman was a goalie!

Sprinter · 29th May 2014, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ75

Sylvester Stallone has converted to Islam, he is now known as Ramadambo

Reminds me of...

It is said that the decline in popularity of animated comedy in the Middle East region is due to the fact that the populace have no sense of humour.

But the folks in Abu Dhabi do.

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JJ75 Loves to post Rover 75 CDTI Connoisseur SE Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Sheffield Posts: 464 Thanks: 44 Thanked 104 Times in 72 Posts	Learning difficulties This girl on the bus was talking very loudly into the mobile glued to her ear. "Excuse me," I said. "The whole bus doesn't want to hear your conversation." "Chill out man," she replied. "I is jus' rappin' wiv me bro innit?" I felt really guilty. If I'd known she had learning difficulties I wouldn't have mentioned it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sylvester Stallone has converted to Islam, he is now known as Ramadambo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When David Beckham scores I drink BECKS. When Paul Scholes scores I drink SKOL. When Tommy Miller scores I drink Millers. Thank GOD David Seaman was a goalie! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Statistically, 132% of people tend to exaggerate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have a lisp, don't expect to be taken seriously when you tell people you are an assassin.