Go Back   The 75 and ZT Owners Club Forums > Social Forums > Humour Corner
Register FAQ Image Gallery Members List Calendar
Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 18th March 2017, 01:33   #1
Fifer
Gets stuck in
 
Fifer's Avatar
 
Rover 75 Connoisseur SE + 1947 Morris 8

Join Date: May 2015
Location: Montrose
Posts: 736
Thanks: 286
Thanked 352 Times in 215 Posts
Default Hillary in the Primary School

Hillary Clinton Goes To A Gifted-student Primary School In New York To Talk About The World.

After Her Talk She Offers Question Time.

One Little Boy Puts Up His Hand. Hillary Asks Him What His Name Is.

"Kenneth," He Says.

"And What Is Your Question, Kenneth?" She Asks.

"I Have three questions," He Says.

"First - What Happened In Benghazi?"

"Second - Why Would You Run For President If You Are Not Capable Of Handling Two E-mail Accounts?"

"And, Third - What Happened To The Missing Six Billion Dollars While You Were Secretary Of State?"

Just Then The Bell Rings For Recess. Hillary Informs The Kiddies That They Will Continue After Recess.

When They Resume Hillary Says,

"Okay, Where Were We? Oh, That's Right, Question Time. Who Has A Question ?"

A Different Boy - Little Johnny, puts his hand up.

Hillary Points To Him And Asks Him What His Name Is.

"Johnny," He Says.

"And What Is Your question, Johnny?" She Asks.

"I Have five questions," He Says.

"First - What Happened In Benghazi?"

"Second - Why Would You Run For President If You Are Not Capable Of Handling Two E-mail Accounts?"

"Third - What Happened To The Missing Six Billion Dollars While You Were Secretary Of State?"

"Fourth - Why Did The Recess Bell Go Off 20 Minutes Early?"

"And, Fifth - Where's Kenneth?"
__________________
I am a Scot.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
The friendly race.
Fifer is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 20:29.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright © 2006-2023, The Rover 75 & MG ZT Owners Club Ltd