You will walk.........

FLYING BANANA · 23rd March 2017, 09:45

I went to an 'Inter-Religion Integration Seminar'

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: by the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said: Insha Allah, you will walk today!

I snapped at him: There is nothing wrong with me.

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

lathbury · 23rd March 2017, 18:59

Sorry Banana, I've run out of thanks today, I love reading your jokes, very funny. John.

FLYING BANANA · 23rd March 2017, 19:25

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Originally Posted by lathbury

Sorry Banana, I've run out of thanks today, I love reading your jokes, very funny. John.

Glad it brings a smile to you.

stevenicks · 24th March 2017, 06:21

Nice one Bob

23rd March 2017, 09:45	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,564 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	You will walk......... I went to an 'Inter-Religion Integration Seminar' The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today! I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: by the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!" I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said: Insha Allah, you will walk today! I snapped at him: There is nothing wrong with me. The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today! I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

24th March 2017, 06:21	#4
stevenicks This is my second home MG ZT 180 Auto / Rover 75 2.0 Diesel Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Brecon. Posts: 7,465 Thanks: 3,297 Thanked 1,666 Times in 1,264 Posts	Nice one Bob __________________ "You're Not Laughing Now Are You?" Steve

23rd March 2017, 18:59	#2
lathbury Posted a thing or two 75 Conn S.E. Cdt. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Merseyside Posts: 1,803 Thanks: 1,873 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts	Sorry Banana, I've run out of thanks today, I love reading your jokes, very funny. John.