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23rd March 2017, 09:45 | #1 |
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You will walk.........
I went to an 'Inter-Religion Integration Seminar'
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today! I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: by the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!" I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said: Insha Allah, you will walk today! I snapped at him: There is nothing wrong with me. The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today! I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
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23rd March 2017, 18:59 | #2 |
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Sorry Banana, I've run out of thanks today, I love reading your jokes, very funny. John.
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23rd March 2017, 19:25 | #3 |
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Glad it brings a smile to you.
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24th March 2017, 06:21 | #4 |
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Nice one Bob
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