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Old 10th December 2012, 15:52   #1
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Default Better safe than sorry at this time of year.

I would like to share a personal experience about drinking and driving.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had some rather nice red wine.


Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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Old 10th December 2012, 16:10   #2
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Ha ha good one:xmas-smiley-029:
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Old 10th December 2012, 18:55   #3
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lol, nice one:xmas-smiley-029:
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Old 10th December 2012, 19:06   #4
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I know the feeling Steve
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Old 10th December 2012, 19:35   #5
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Nice one Steve - as a certain Irishman used to say - its a cracker :xmas-smiley-029:
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Old 11th December 2012, 13:59   #6
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Like it a lot, sends out the message.
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Old 11th December 2012, 14:13   #7
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where i live 2 lads needed to get home one night. They took a double decker from the bus depot and drove it off onto the motorway.
About 10 years or so ago so i am a bit sketchy on details.
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Old 11th December 2012, 21:13   #8
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the 2 Ronnies joke -
Drunk phones Police up from a telephone box -
'i've had 8 pints and run over a traffic bollard' -
Policeman ' whats your location sir'
drunk - 'wouldnt you like to know'
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