What's in a name?

JP53 · 3rd January 2007, 20:54

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

JP53 · 3rd January 2007, 20:54

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?

Reg

JP53 · 3rd January 2007, 20:55

What do you call a man looking for a golf ball in a bush?

Russel

JP53 · 3rd January 2007, 20:56

What do you call a man floating in the water?

Bob

JP53 · 3rd January 2007, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Phillips

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?

Reg

What do you call a dead man with a number plate on his head?

X Reg

DJO · 5th January 2007, 12:21

What do you call a man with no arms or legs moving about in the water?

Clever

GreyGhost · 5th January 2007, 12:28

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug

baxlin · 5th January 2007, 12:59

What do you call a man wearing a blindfold and ear defenders?

anything you like!

Nick Hoare · 5th January 2007, 14:22

What do you call a friend who has an elephant on his head ?

A flatmate !

Nick Hoare · 5th January 2007, 14:24

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

3rd January 2007, 20:54	#1
JP53 I really should get out more....... 2004 Rover 75 1.8 Connoisseur SE saloon. 'Eliza' Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kidderminster Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What's in a name? What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Rover 75, dignity, quality, charm. "Eliza ... Where the devil are my slippers?"

3rd January 2007, 20:54	#2
JP53 I really should get out more....... 2004 Rover 75 1.8 Connoisseur SE saloon. 'Eliza' Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kidderminster Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? Reg __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Rover 75, dignity, quality, charm. "Eliza ... Where the devil are my slippers?"

3rd January 2007, 20:55	#3
JP53 I really should get out more....... 2004 Rover 75 1.8 Connoisseur SE saloon. 'Eliza' Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kidderminster Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man looking for a golf ball in a bush? Russel __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Rover 75, dignity, quality, charm. "Eliza ... Where the devil are my slippers?"

3rd January 2007, 20:56	#4
JP53 I really should get out more....... 2004 Rover 75 1.8 Connoisseur SE saloon. 'Eliza' Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kidderminster Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man floating in the water? Bob __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Rover 75, dignity, quality, charm. "Eliza ... Where the devil are my slippers?"

5th January 2007, 12:21	#6
DJO Avid contributor Vauxhall Zafira Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Haywards Heath, West Sussex Posts: 229 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man with no arms or legs moving about in the water? Clever Last edited by GreyGhost; 5th January 2007 at 12:29..

5th January 2007, 12:28	#7
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug

5th January 2007, 12:59	#8
baxlin This is my second home Volvo C70 Convertible and JZR 3 wheeler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tring, Herts Posts: 3,960 Thanks: 124 Thanked 173 Times in 124 Posts	What do you call a man wearing a blindfold and ear defenders? anything you like! Last edited by baxlin; 5th January 2007 at 14:57..

5th January 2007, 14:22	#9
Nick Hoare Loves to post Rover 75 1.8 Conn SE Auto (54) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a friend who has an elephant on his head ? A flatmate ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] N i c k

5th January 2007, 14:24	#10
Nick Hoare Loves to post Rover 75 1.8 Conn SE Auto (54) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] N i c k