The beaver

FLYING BANANA · 7th February 2017, 20:03

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Dallas · 7th February 2017, 20:09

Lol

thanks Bob, made me laugh.

I had to read it twice though

it must be getting late.

stevenicks · 8th February 2017, 05:49

Another cracker

stevenicks · 8th February 2017, 06:46

I also thought by the title of the thread this was going to be about another type of beaver

buckyhill · 8th February 2017, 09:39

Don't know where you get your jokes from but they are all good

FLYING BANANA · 8th February 2017, 18:31

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Originally Posted by buckyhill

Don't know where you get your jokes from but they are all good

Supplied by a well known joke writer who is a very good friend of mine, but most are unprintable on here. So I clean them up as best I can. So far I've only had one gag removed by the mods.

Jay · 8th February 2017, 21:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

Supplied by a well known joke writer who is a very good friend of mine, but most are unprintable on here. So I clean them up as best I can. So far I've only had one gag removed by the mods.

And a good gag as well that was remove Bob.
Lucky I can still remember it and have had lol to my friends too.

buckyhill · 9th February 2017, 16:12

Lets hear it again

FLYING BANANA · 9th February 2017, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckyhill

Lets hear it again

I'll get banned. I'll pm it to you if you want.

tourer · 11th February 2017, 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

I'll get banned. I'll pm it to you if you want.

Yes, please.😁

7th February 2017, 20:03	#1
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8th February 2017, 05:49	#3
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8th February 2017, 06:46	#4
stevenicks This is my second home MG ZT 180 Auto / Rover 75 2.0 Diesel Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Brecon. Posts: 7,465 Thanks: 3,297 Thanked 1,666 Times in 1,264 Posts	I also thought by the title of the thread this was going to be about another type of beaver __________________ "You're Not Laughing Now Are You?" Steve

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Dallas This is my second home 1979 Capri 1.6L, 1982 Capri 1.6L, 2016 Dacia Stepway Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dorset Posts: 8,595 Thanks: 3,496 Thanked 3,397 Times in 2,218 Posts	Lol thanks Bob, made me laugh. I had to read it twice though it must be getting late.

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