A guy is laying in a hospital bed

Kandyman · 16th November 2006, 08:24

A guy is laying in a hospital bed, breathing heavily through an oxygen mask. He gestures for the nurse to come over to the bed and then asks....

"Exscuse me nurse, but are my testicles black??"

So nursey pulls the sheets back, holds his knob in one hand and thoroughly examines his balls.

Nursey says "Well, all looks in order sir and there is certainly nothing wrong with your testicles".

So.....struggling to remove the oxygen mask the guy said..."Nurse that was fantastic and thank you very much. But listen carefully.....I said "Are my test results back?"

GreyGhost · 16th November 2006, 08:53

That was awful and just a little older than you. (insert groan smiley)
Don't do it again or it will be another visit to the doctor for you my lad.

driverjgp · 16th November 2006, 18:41

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Originally Posted by Kandyman

A guy is laying in a hospital bed, breathing heavily through an oxygen mask. He gestures for the nurse to come over to the bed and then asks....

"Exscuse me nurse, but are my testicles black??"

So nursey pulls the sheets back, holds his knob in one hand and thoroughly examines his balls.

Nursey says "Well, all looks in order sir and there is certainly nothing wrong with your testicles".

So.....struggling to remove the oxygen mask the guy said..."Nurse that was fantastic and thank you very much. But listen carefully.....I said "Are my test results back?"

16th November 2006, 08:24	#1
Kandyman Banned ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Welling Posts: 10,995 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	A guy is laying in a hospital bed A guy is laying in a hospital bed, breathing heavily through an oxygen mask. He gestures for the nurse to come over to the bed and then asks.... "Exscuse me nurse, but are my testicles black??" So nursey pulls the sheets back, holds his knob in one hand and thoroughly examines his balls. Nursey says "Well, all looks in order sir and there is certainly nothing wrong with your testicles". So.....struggling to remove the oxygen mask the guy said..."Nurse that was fantastic and thank you very much. But listen carefully.....I said "Are my test results back?"

16th November 2006, 08:53	#2
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	That was awful and just a little older than you. (insert groan smiley) Don't do it again or it will be another visit to the doctor for you my lad.