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Old 17th November 2006, 00:17   #1
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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be having fun.

1 Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
2 He who laughs last thinks slowest!
3 Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
4 I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
5 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Clever?
6 There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
7 For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
8 Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
9 He who hesitates is probably right.
10 Two wrongs are only the beginning.
11 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
12 Smith &Wesson: The original point and click interface.
13 How does Teflon stick to the pan?
14 A cat will assume the shape of the container it is packed into.
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