What's in a name? - Page 2

Nick Hoare · 5th January 2007, 14:25

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

SKUDman · 11th January 2007, 22:43

What do you call a woman who can juggle four pints of bitter?

Beatrix!

mach1rob · 12th January 2007, 12:51

Whaddya call a man with a speech impediment stood in a sink?

Dwain

JohnFol · 12th January 2007, 15:35

What do you call a man with. .. .

... a hotel on his head?
Norman Tebbit (you need to be of a certain age)

... a seagull on his head?
cliff

... no arms and no legs who lays in front of the door?
matt

... no arms and legs who is only 6 inches tall?
****

... no legs?
Neil.

... a very small *****?
Justin.

lady zed · 13th January 2007, 14:23

What do you call a woman with a slate on her head?

Ruth

Zeb · 13th January 2007, 16:17

What do you call a blind moose?

No eye deer...

Nick Hoare · 13th January 2007, 17:34

What do you call a man with a legal document on his head ?

Will !

Nick Hoare · 13th January 2007, 17:36

What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?

Lou !

What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head ?

Lulu !

Tim · 13th January 2007, 18:21

What do you call a man with a gun?

Sir!

Tim · 13th January 2007, 18:27

What do you call a man with a 75 or ZT?

Wise

5th January 2007, 14:25	#11
Nick Hoare Loves to post Rover 75 1.8 Conn SE Auto (54) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] N i c k

13th January 2007, 14:23	#15
lady zed This is my second home Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On the edge Posts: 6,659 Thanks: 1,354 Thanked 1,210 Times in 716 Posts	What do you call a woman with a slate on her head? Ruth __________________ it's all about the first person you want to tell good news to

13th January 2007, 17:34	#17
Nick Hoare Loves to post Rover 75 1.8 Conn SE Auto (54) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man with a legal document on his head ? Will ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] N i c k

13th January 2007, 17:36	#18
Nick Hoare Loves to post Rover 75 1.8 Conn SE Auto (54) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 269 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ? Lou ! What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head ? Lulu ! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] N i c k

13th January 2007, 18:21	#19
Tim Feel the size of my Quads MG ZT 440SE, MG HS PHEV & MG3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Addlestone Posts: 1,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 128 Times in 85 Posts	What do you call a man with a gun? Sir! __________________ Member 23 or 63 depending on what you look at. https://www.two-sixties.co.uk/mgoc26...0rum/forum.php http://two-sixties-blog.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTwoSi.../1/1wPt2rhd_Ps

11th January 2007, 22:43	#12
SKUDman Avid contributor Rover75 saloon Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 124 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	What do you call a woman who can juggle four pints of bitter? Beatrix!

12th January 2007, 12:51	#13
mach1rob Gets stuck in Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 889 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Whaddya call a man with a speech impediment stood in a sink? Dwain

12th January 2007, 15:35	#14
JohnFol Gets stuck in 75 Conn SE - XVWY* Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Reading Posts: 564 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	What do you call a man with. .. . ... a hotel on his head? Norman Tebbit (you need to be of a certain age) ... a seagull on his head? cliff ... no arms and no legs who lays in front of the door? matt ... no arms and legs who is only 6 inches tall? ** ... no legs? Neil. ... a very small ***? Justin.

13th January 2007, 16:17	#16
Zeb Banned MGZT V8 & ZTT 190+LPG Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 8,089 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What do you call a blind moose? No eye deer...

13th January 2007, 18:27	#20
Tim Feel the size of my Quads MG ZT 440SE, MG HS PHEV & MG3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Addlestone Posts: 1,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 128 Times in 85 Posts	What do you call a man with a 75 or ZT? Wise __________________ Member 23 or 63 depending on what you look at. https://www.two-sixties.co.uk/mgoc26...0rum/forum.php http://two-sixties-blog.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTwoSi.../1/1wPt2rhd_Ps