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Old 1st May 2024, 21:08   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Let’s play a game……….

WIFE: Let's play a GAME

HUSBAND: What is the game?

WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall.

HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win?

WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.

HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game!

WIFE: Okay, ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready...

WIFE: Here we go:- ORANGE...!

HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days...
Figuring out whether she meant a colour or a fruit.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women, their intelligence is something else.
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