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8th January 2024, 19:23 | #1 |
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Sauna
Three men: an American, a Japanese man and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager.” he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That’s a microchip I have in my hand.” Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his bottom. The others raised their eyebrows. "Will you look at that" says Paddy, “I’m getting a fax.”
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