Dr. Smith’s Remedy

driverjgp · 13th February 2007, 13:59

Dr. Smith’s Remedy------

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

JohnDotCom · 13th February 2007, 15:09

Thats Rude.

Nick Hoare · 13th February 2007, 16:33

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Originally Posted by JohnDotCom

Thats Rude.

.........the mouse ran up the clock. Whats rude about that.

driverjgp · 13th February 2007, 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Hoare

.........the mouse ran up the clock. Whats rude about that.

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driverjgp Gets stuck in Rover 75 Club 2.5 V6 Auto Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ipswich Posts: 573 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dr. Smith’s Remedy Dr. Smith’s Remedy------ A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." __________________ Kind Regards Jason Player Woodbridge, Suffolk Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Rover 75 Club Auto K-Series 2.5 Litre Quad Cam 24 Valve in Steel Blue December 2000 Cowley build.

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