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RPWC · 6th June 2013, 21:39

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Originally Posted by horsemanuk

My mate who used to be in the army got asked by his CO to go to stores and get some tartan paint. My mate told him to stop p*ssing around but was told to do as he was asked.

My mate came back later and placed 10 tins of different coloured paint on his CO's desk. When asked what he was playing at he responded, "I got the tartan paint but you've got to mix it yourself."

Ha ha. Good one

steve811 · 14th June 2013, 12:03

When I was in the RAF we managed to send a young lady (WRAF) all over the camp asking for 12 inches of fallopian tube.

amableson · 21st June 2013, 12:26

What you all need is a bag of rubber tintacks!

DaveyC · 21st June 2013, 17:32

have convinced a girl in my office to get a prescription windscreen fitted to her car. She has actually phoned the local auto windscreens place and the guy actually went along with it and told her to bring her prescription in, so he could see if he had one in stock.

When she asked if her mom would have trouble driving it, we told her that they five you a set of corrective glasses to keep for just such an occasion.

Priceless.

She was also shocked to learn that hedgehogs have legs and that a Womble is not something she will ever be able to see in Dudley Zoo.........

FLYING BANANA · 21st June 2013, 19:30

I've got a bucket of fog if that helps.

reworht · 21st June 2013, 20:01

Managed to convince a long ago girlfriend that cats eyes had batteries and bulbs in them - she then refused to drive over them in case she broke the bulbs

suffolk boy · 21st June 2013, 21:19

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Originally Posted by DaveyC

have convinced a girl in my office to get a prescription windscreen fitted to her car. She has actually phoned the local auto windscreens place and the guy actually went along with it and told her to bring her prescription in, so he could see if he had one in stock.

When she asked if her mom would have trouble driving it, we told her that they five you a set of corrective glasses to keep for just such an occasion.

Priceless.

She was also shocked to learn that hedgehogs have legs and that a Womble is not something she will ever be able to see in Dudley Zoo.........

i went to a highland zoo.one of our party expressed loudly i have never heard of one of these animals after looking at the label on the wire mesh.
it read...THEY BITE..

21st June 2013, 12:26	#33
amableson Gets stuck in Ex Rover 75 owner Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Boston, Lincolnshire. Posts: 553 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	What you all need is a bag of rubber tintacks! __________________ Regards Andrew.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

21st June 2013, 17:32	#34
DaveyC I really should get out more....... MG ZT-T Diesel Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Costa-Del-Dudley Posts: 2,432 Thanks: 213 Thanked 259 Times in 204 Posts	have convinced a girl in my office to get a prescription windscreen fitted to her car. She has actually phoned the local auto windscreens place and the guy actually went along with it and told her to bring her prescription in, so he could see if he had one in stock. When she asked if her mom would have trouble driving it, we told her that they five you a set of corrective glasses to keep for just such an occasion. Priceless. She was also shocked to learn that hedgehogs have legs and that a Womble is not something she will ever be able to see in Dudley Zoo......... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

21st June 2013, 19:30	#35
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21st June 2013, 20:01	#36
reworht This is my second home Honda HR-V 1.6 i-DTEC SE Navi 5dr Diesel Hatchback Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: North Yorks Moors Posts: 14,446 Thanks: 782 Thanked 2,156 Times in 1,497 Posts	Managed to convince a long ago girlfriend that cats eyes had batteries and bulbs in them - she then refused to drive over them in case she broke the bulbs __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Rodney - you plonker! ... but more commonly known as Rod !

14th June 2013, 12:03	#32
steve811 Banned Rover 75 Tourer CDT Connoisseur SE Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Newport Posts: 1,906 Thanks: 107 Thanked 299 Times in 206 Posts	When I was in the RAF we managed to send a young lady (WRAF) all over the camp asking for 12 inches of fallopian tube.