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Old 4th November 2011, 13:23   #11
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I've been married for 16yrs so far...Mind you my wives were married for 4yrs, 4yrs and 8yrs and counting
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Old 5th November 2011, 20:09   #12
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My last wife was so friendly,I ordered a "Y" shaped coffin for her,just in case.
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Old 5th November 2011, 20:12   #13
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My last wife was so friendly,I ordered a "Y" shaped coffin for her,just in case.


Shouldn't that have been an X shaped one....
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Old 5th November 2011, 20:26   #14
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Shouldn't that have been an X shaped one....
You didn't know her,never took her hands out of her pockets
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Old 5th November 2011, 20:38   #15
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Marriage is fine, when she's doing what's she's told.
I have selective deafness.
She has selective deafness.
I have my money.
She has her money.
She has the *****, and she can keep it
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Old 5th November 2011, 21:09   #16
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girl and boy playing doctors and nurses, boy says " I have one of these you havent " , girl says " no i have one of these but with one of these i can get as many of those as i want "
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Old 5th November 2011, 21:12   #17
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Hiya. Cannot / will not answer any more......Love the jokes, but i do not want to become known as the forum "joke"....Only serious posts now from Poppy.... If any.....
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Old 5th November 2011, 21:55   #18
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Hiya. Cannot / will not answer any more......Love the jokes, but i do not want to become known as the forum "joke"....Only serious posts now from Poppy.... If any.....
I dont see where anyone's having a pop at you mrs
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Old 5th November 2011, 21:57   #19
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I dont see where anyone's having a pop at you mrs


Hiya D. Nooooo, No one is having a pop at me... Nothing to do with the content of this thread.... I just have to cut my posts down full stop...
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Old 5th November 2011, 22:09   #20
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Hiya D. Nooooo, No one is having a pop at me... Nothing to do with the content of this thread.... I just have to cut my posts down full stop...
Look, i'm not arguing with you, this is a thread on marriage
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