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15th March 2024, 18:09 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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False details.
02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident. I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly. They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed. I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday. Apparently, I'm a time wasting so and so.
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15th March 2024, 18:20 | #2 |
Gets stuck in
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15th March 2024, 18:28 | #3 |
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Brilliant!
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16th March 2024, 08:21 | #4 |
incurable Rover addict
Rover 75 Saloon V6 2.5 1999 - Rover 25 1.4 2002 - Rover 214i cab 1994 - Rover P5b coupe 1968 Join Date: Sep 2017
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I chuckled all the way!
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19th March 2024, 11:41 | #5 |
Posted a thing or two
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So they didn't offer to progress your case then. ;-)
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