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Old 3rd October 2016, 22:39   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool A Women's Poem

He didn't like the casserole,
and he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer.
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him
On the head with a rolling pin.
Like his mother used to do.
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Old 7th October 2016, 17:18   #2
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Excellent Bob. My mother lol with that one
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Old 26th October 2016, 19:33   #3
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I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I smacked him with a rolling pin
like his mother used to do.
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