The Naughty Neighbour.

Sprinter · 5th January 2017, 17:34

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

'I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.
In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.'

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: 'Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi not wife.'

Jay · 5th January 2017, 18:44

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5th January 2017, 17:34	#1
Sprinter Posted a thing or two Jag S-Type 4.2 V8 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Derby Posts: 1,645 Thanks: 271 Thanked 427 Times in 293 Posts	The Naughty Neighbour. A man received the following text from his neighbour: 'I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.' The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: 'Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi not wife.' __________________ “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

5th January 2017, 18:44	#2
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