Football and the church

FLYING BANANA · 10th January 2017, 15:16

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work – not aware that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company.

“Dark in here,” the boy whispers.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies awkwardly.
“I have a football. Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“£250.”

A few weeks later, the same thing happens, and the boy and the mum’s lover find themselves in the closet together.

“Dark in here.”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have football boots. Want to buy them?”
“No, thanks.”
“I’ll tell.”
“How much?”
“£750.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and ball. Let’s go to the park for a kickabout l!”

“I can’t,” the boy replies. “I sold them.”

“How much did you sell them for?” the dad asks.

“£1,000,” the boy proudly announces.

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,” the father says, shocked. “That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

“Dark in here,” the boy says.

The priest replies, “Don’t start that s*** again.”

kc13661 · 10th January 2017, 19:51

Ha...... Just read it on Facebook 75 addicts page

RPWC · 10th January 2017, 20:16

Brilliant Bob, one of your best

Jay · 10th January 2017, 21:52

A priest in the closet with a young boy.........

I am glad it turned out the way it did

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FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,565 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Football and the church A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work – not aware that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. “Dark in here,” the boy whispers. “Yes, it is,” the man replies awkwardly. “I have a football. Want to buy it?” “No, thanks.” “My dad’s outside.” “Okay, how much?” “£250.” A few weeks later, the same thing happens, and the boy and the mum’s lover find themselves in the closet together. “Dark in here.” “Yes, it is.” “I have football boots. Want to buy them?” “No, thanks.” “I’ll tell.” “How much?” “£750.” A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and ball. Let’s go to the park for a kickabout l!” “I can’t,” the boy replies. “I sold them.” “How much did you sell them for?” the dad asks. “£1,000,” the boy proudly announces. “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,” the father says, shocked. “That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.” At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door. “Dark in here,” the boy says. The priest replies, “Don’t start that s*** again.” __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

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Jay This is my second home Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norwich Posts: 9,473 Thanks: 2,707 Thanked 2,060 Times in 1,194 Posts	A priest in the closet with a young boy......... I am glad it turned out the way it did __________________ ~Karma will help or hinder you. Therefore look positive for this day~