"Pardon, what did you say?"

FLYING BANANA · 7th January 2017, 08:34

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch appendage, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.

The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok??"

In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch appendage, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Mike said, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'"

stevenicks · 7th January 2017, 18:46

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