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Old 23rd May 2017, 06:23   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Presents for the teacher

First day at School

On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought
the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit..She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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