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Old 23rd March 2017, 18:03   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool On the telly

After drinking heavily last night, I had sex with 3 women I'd never met before.
I licked strawberry cream from their bodies and poured champagne all over their boobs.
Afterwards we were starving, so I went downstairs and put some grub in the oven.
That's when the Channel 4 cameraman looked at me and said, "I'm afraid this is not suitable footage for Come Dine With Me."
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