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23rd March 2017, 18:03 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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On the telly
After drinking heavily last night, I had sex with 3 women I'd never met before.
I licked strawberry cream from their bodies and poured champagne all over their boobs. Afterwards we were starving, so I went downstairs and put some grub in the oven. That's when the Channel 4 cameraman looked at me and said, "I'm afraid this is not suitable footage for Come Dine With Me."
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233,509. Thats our 3rd meet done. Might go again next weekend. onen hag oll |
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