Cash Machine - Page 2

Simon · 14th December 2006, 20:25

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Originally Posted by John Phillips

Yep she left the windows open so they would not steam up

She may also have thought she'd "just wash her hair" too.

Simon · 14th December 2006, 20:26

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Originally Posted by John Phillips

Hand-bagging at dawn mate

That's a most terrifying experience...

JP53 · 14th December 2006, 21:11

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Originally Posted by Simon D

That's a most terrifying experience...

We may just make it out alive. All we have to do between now and March is convince the Haynes museum to open a clothes boutique. The girls will see that, squeal and vanish inside all day It might cost us mega wads of cash but it will be cheaper than the medical bills

Simon · 14th December 2006, 21:23

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Originally Posted by John Phillips

We may just make it out alive. All we have to do between now and March is convince the Haynes museum to open a clothes boutique. The girls will see that, squeal and vanish inside all day It might cost us mega wads of cash but it will be cheaper than the medical bills

A cunning plan....

I'll get on the blower to Haynes in the morning....

Nick Hoare · 15th December 2006, 16:30

On the way back from the car wash I think she's going to the "drive thro"
MacBurgerKentuckyFriedKebab. Could be interesting.

JP53 · 15th December 2006, 21:20

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Originally Posted by Nick Hoare

On the way back from the car wash I think she's going to the "drive thro"
MacBurgerKentuckyFriedKebab. Could be interesting.

It will be barbecued Simon and John in March

Alan · 22nd December 2006, 15:43

How interesting! TWO public suicide notes in one forum

Simon · 22nd December 2006, 22:18

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Originally Posted by Alan

How interesting! TWO public suicide notes in one forum

People will be suspicious if they both look like:-

Dear World.... It is in no way anybody's fault (especially my wife/girlfriend/other half/she who must be obeyed) that I have decided to end it all.

Signed
John/Simon (delete as appropritate)

JP53 · 23rd December 2006, 05:10

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Originally Posted by Simon D

People will be suspicious if they both look like:-

Dear World.... It is in no way anybody's fault (especially my wife/girlfriend/other half/she who must be obeyed) that I have decided to end it all.

Signed
John/Simon (delete as appropritate)

I'll get it printed out. :Santa3:

JP53 · 23rd December 2006, 05:12

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Originally Posted by Alan

How interesting! TWO public suicide notes in one forum

"BANZI"

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Alan Avid contributor Other Make Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Near Glasgow Posts: 169 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	How interesting! TWO public suicide notes in one forum