What do you call a group of cars ?






A clutch !

What do you call a woman who can juggle four pints of bitter?

Beatrix!

Whaddya call a man with a speech impediment stood in a sink?










Dwain

What do you call a man with. .. .

... a hotel on his head?
Norman Tebbit (you need to be of a certain age)

... a seagull on his head?
cliff

... no arms and no legs who lays in front of the door?
matt

... no arms and legs who is only 6 inches tall?
****

... no legs?
Neil.

... a very small *****?
Justin.

What do you call a woman with a slate on her head?

Ruth

What do you call a blind moose?







No eye deer...

What do you call a man with a legal document on his head ?














Will !

What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?








Lou !


What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head ?











Lulu !

What do you call a man with a gun?








Sir!

What do you call a man with a 75 or ZT?








Wise