To much information ..... you can get cream for that :laugh::laugh::laugh:

:wot:Definitely no more "C" word please! :icon_rolleyes:

I've tried the cream, but it doesn't work... :icon_rolleyes:

What next?

Twiglets :xmas-smiley-040:

"......until you've sat round for hours unable to do the things you want because her indoors has all the flipping relatives round making pointless small talk and false joviality".

Let me out in the garage with the lathe, or the welder or the angle grinder and return only when they have left.

Sounds good to me.

Until the white bearded man comes down the chimney, and that is never in our house as we do not have a chimney, got caught out with this one year by the granddaughter.

How does father Christmas come to your home granddad you don't have a chimney, I could not answer other than we have to leave him the key under the mat :icon_lol:

it's not christmas until I've watched the best xmas movie... Die Hard :xmas-smiley-008:

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................. and they say I should get out more! :icon_lol:

Agreed.
No 1 Christmas song. Such a shame that Kirsty Mccoll died in a tragic accident in Mexico almost 20 years ago.