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Leyland Worldmaster 16th September 2011 08:35

Leopard saw something unusual today... but what was it?
 
A Nature Valley Cereal bar goes to the correct answer!:D:D

allegroman 16th September 2011 08:40

A trustworthy politician?

FLYER 16th September 2011 08:59

a rioter who had no previous convictions.

2Diesels 16th September 2011 09:01

A ferret carrying a sack of spoons?

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 09:28

Road works with actual work being done to the road and not an area of just cones.

Leyland Worldmaster 16th September 2011 09:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by allegroman (Post 806819)
A trustworthy politician?

'fraid not Mr Allegroman! Good guess!:)

FLYER 16th September 2011 11:44

whitevan man wearing his seatbelt , not smoking and sticking to the speed limit .


Yeah i know i'm wrong :getmecoat:

stevemac 16th September 2011 11:47

A 1.8 without a pool of coolant under it.

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 11:57

Elvis riding a bike.

Departed 32016 16th September 2011 12:00

An mg6? :)

2Diesels 16th September 2011 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevemac (Post 806935)
A 1.8 without a pool of coolant under it.

He said unusual not impossible:D:D

FLYER 16th September 2011 12:29

an oiled up dwarf on a bungee rope

Shapfell 16th September 2011 12:32

A Plod NOT in a car?

Alan.F 16th September 2011 12:35

a teenager without a hoodie on

COLVERT 16th September 2011 12:49

Gissa clue !!!!!! :shrug:

greendriver 16th September 2011 13:01

petrol at £1.20 a litre

bobgrice 16th September 2011 13:01

A leopard that changed its spots

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 13:02

A bus running to it's set timetable.

2Diesels 16th September 2011 13:06

An afro comb recently used for grouting?

greendriver 16th September 2011 13:09

An inside out upside down cake?

greendriver 16th September 2011 13:11

reverse parking sensors on a Boeing 747?

greendriver 16th September 2011 13:17

A government deisel 75 just called DTi

FLYER 16th September 2011 13:18

a gorilla in a man suit

2Diesels 16th September 2011 13:20

A ripe stilton with a tight woman's belt round it?

FLYER 16th September 2011 13:28

amy winehouse :D

Leyland Worldmaster 16th September 2011 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by COLVERT (Post 806971)
Gissa clue !!!!!! :shrug:

I'm afraid I cannot do that Mr Colvert. You'll have to work hard for your prize!:D Some of the guesses have had me crying with laughter!:D

Leyland Worldmaster 16th September 2011 15:42

Mr 2 Diesels...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Diesels (Post 806998)
A ripe stilton with a tight woman's belt round it?

You bad!:D

greendriver 16th September 2011 15:57

A boeing 747 with 343 electric heated memory seats & 2229 airbags....I'm getting silly now, aren't I?:getmecoat:

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 16:05

A frog in bright red high heels.

carlpenn 16th September 2011 16:12

A patch of Smog free sky over Birmingham?

A Tesco Checkout operator who was happy?

A Driver using their Indicators?

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:13

A partridge in an apple tree....

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:14

A suspiciously docile pepperami looking at you sideways?

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:16

a "Love the Taliban" whoopee cushion? Should I stop now...?

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:18

A sexy strapless M&S strait jacket?

Look, you started it!

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:22

An evil grin from a dentist's receptionist...sorry, that's not particularly unusual is it?

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:26

A really tough competition question on ITV?

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 16:28

A refund by cheque from the tax man.

Banjo 16th September 2011 16:32

A BMW being driven in a thoughtful and considerate manner, including the correct use of indicators ?

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:36

"Please, please, please let me service your 75 sir! I'll let you service my 21 year old daughter"

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 16:39

An elephant swimming in jelly

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:41

100% no claims discount for ZT/75 owners

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 16:46

Four seasons in one day

greendriver 16th September 2011 16:47

A dog NOT having that vaguely surprised look afterbreaking wind

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 16:48

A 8ft tall pink rabbit watching your TV while drinking beer

whitevanman 16th September 2011 16:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 806932)
whitevan man wearing his seatbelt , not smoking and sticking to the speed limit .


Yeah i know i'm wrong :getmecoat:

Oi, Bogoff :)

whitevanman 16th September 2011 17:00

4 empty lanes on the M25 after 4pm......

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 17:09

A Goth smiling and giving the thumbs up as you drove past.

Leyland Worldmaster 16th September 2011 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Soul (Post 807147)
A Goth smiling and giving the thumbs up as you drove past.

Heh heh! Not that! You'll kick yourselves when someone answers correctly! It really WAS unusual!:D

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 17:13

A working signal on your phone.

Jay 16th September 2011 17:17

A parking warden, letting someone off.:shrug:

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 17:19

The Queen.

whitevanman 16th September 2011 18:41

Was it a usual that had been undone......

Phil 16th September 2011 18:59

A black leopard with orange spots?

MisterTomez 16th September 2011 19:07

A V8 with double HGF?

Phil 16th September 2011 19:15

A cat chasing its tail?

whitevanman 16th September 2011 19:44

A gaggle of geese flying north...

An autogyro, a microlight flown by an action man figure, a 10yr old fiat that wasn't rusty

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 19:53

Santa Claus

Phil 16th September 2011 19:58

A fossilised potato?

Jay 16th September 2011 20:01

Addoption and accommodation for your good self.;)

carlpenn 16th September 2011 20:05

Jeremy Clarkson on a Bicycle?

Jay 16th September 2011 20:09

One of these????
http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/...earstRover.jpg

carlpenn 16th September 2011 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 807316)

Is that real or photoshopped? :p:

Jay 16th September 2011 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlpenn (Post 807320)
Is that real or photoshopped? :p:

Straight as a die.:D

whitevanman 16th September 2011 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 807316)

Wasn't this the last Rover publicity vehicle?? Should have been supplied as company cars to the Phoenix 4

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 20:20

A female mechanic.

Jay 16th September 2011 20:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitevanman (Post 807326)
Wasn't this the last Rover publicity vehicle?? Should have been supplied as company cars to the Phoenix 4

yep:D:D:D:D

Another one. Plenty of boot space there
http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/...0/hearst75.jpg

carlpenn 16th September 2011 20:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 807330)
yep:D:D:D:D

Another one. Plenty of boot space there
http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/...0/hearst75.jpg

oh wow, I seriously had no idea these existed, if someone had said they did without showing as Picture, I would have thought they where joking :p:

P.S Sorry Leopard not trying to hijack your thread ;)

Lost Soul 16th September 2011 20:26

The sunrise.

Departed 32016 16th September 2011 21:04

bored now :)

whitevanman 16th September 2011 21:15

Chairman Mau in the london stock exchange....
Johnny Depp in a decent film about pirates
Ricky Gervais in a decent film full stop
2 blokes painting a zebra crossing, 1st they painted it all white, then went over adding the black bits.
Laurence Lleweyln Bowen at the hairdressers.
A council worker.......Doing something on a friday afternoon ;)
The moon......On a stick

RoryRover 16th September 2011 21:17

A V8 Tourer ?

Brabus 16th September 2011 21:37

A elephant fly:shrug:
A NEW ROVER dealership.
A werewolf in london:eek::panic:
OR something really Secret you cant tell us;)

Big John 16th September 2011 22:43

A Policeman on the beat.

FLYING BANANA 16th September 2011 22:46

A Rover 75 driver giving way to a MG ZT driver.

FLYER 16th September 2011 23:22

a cat chasing a dog

FLYER 16th September 2011 23:23

a 75/zt handbrake that worked.

FLYER 16th September 2011 23:24

john lennon and yoko ono

Ragman 16th September 2011 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 806932)
whitevan man wearing his seatbelt , not smoking and sticking to the speed limit .


Yeah i know i'm wrong :getmecoat:


Drive a white van, always wear my seatbelt, don't smoke and always stick to the limits

Didn't see a leopard today though

FLYER 16th September 2011 23:32

poppy with a big jar of mayo:getmecoat:

Poppy 16th September 2011 23:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 807450)
poppy with a big jar of mayo:getmecoat:




Maybe Poppy being brave at last....:shrug::getmecoat:

Poppy 16th September 2011 23:37

Signing off, nite nite all...

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 05:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy (Post 807452)
Signing off, nite nite all...

Morning all! Some very amusing guesses, but still not close! A little clue: this is a rare incident particularly in London (or any other big city)... Remember the first correct answer will win a Nature Valley Cereal bar!:D

Reebs 17th September 2011 06:33

A combine harvester on the North Circular, towing a trailer full of cows ready for milking?

PEPPER953 17th September 2011 06:49

A gritter
One in Borth gritting this week!!!!!

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reebs (Post 807476)
A combine harvester on the North Circular, towing a trailer full of cows ready for milking?

Lol! Not that Mr Reebs! Seriously, you'll kick yourself when the correct answer comes up! It's so simple!:D

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by PEPPER953 (Post 807481)
A gritter
One in Borth gritting this week!!!!!

But its still summer technically! Wow! No, no gritters involved! Remember, it was something unusual that took place...:D

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by PEPPER953 (Post 807481)
A gritter
One in Borth gritting this week!!!!!

Oh, and just spotted that you are new, so welcome! Very helpful and fun forum, this...:)

carlpenn 17th September 2011 07:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807467)
Morning all! Some very amusing guesses, but still not close! A little clue: this is a rare incident particularly in London (or any other big city)... Remember the first correct answer will win a Nature Valley Cereal bar!:D

An Old lady walking down the Street without getting Mugged?

A completely Car Free street?

A Cabby who admits he doesn't know how to solve the MIddle East crisis?

A Mercedes with its Manufacturer Badge still on the bonnet?

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by nealejeffery (Post 807387)
A elephant fly:shrug:
A NEW ROVER dealership.
A werewolf in london:eek::panic:
OR something really Secret you cant tell us;)

No, no, no, no and no... Keep guessing!
:D

carlpenn 17th September 2011 07:30

A Street Party?

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlpenn (Post 807502)
An Old lady walking down the Street without getting Mugged?

A completely Car Free street?

A Cabby who admits he doesn't know how to solve the MIddle East crisis?

A Mercedes with its Manufacturer Badge still on the bonnet?

No, but keep trying Mr Penn!:D

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitevanman (Post 807214)
Was it a usual that had been undone......

Well Mr Whitevanman, it was a behavioural norm which had been undone...:D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 07:44

A bus in service that was empty.

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 07:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Soul (Post 807511)
A bus in service that was empty.

No Mr Lost Soul... Sorry... :D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 08:00

A great big tractor.

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 08:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost Soul (Post 807517)
A great big tractor.

No, they're not that unusual!

greendriver 17th September 2011 12:26

A pigeon wiping up after itself
Ireland beating Australia at rugby....whooops! Strike that
millwall and west ham supporters buying each other pies....

greendriver 17th September 2011 12:28

Motorhead play Mrs Mills greatest hits

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by greendriver (Post 807615)
Motorhead play Mrs Mills greatest hits

No, no and no! Time for another clue. Not many people like them...:D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 12:41

Jellied eels

coolcat 17th September 2011 13:13

A Traffic Warden letting someone off a ticket:D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 13:27

A streaker.

tcable 17th September 2011 13:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807467)
this is a rare incident particularly in London (or any other big city)


A bus giving way to another motorist :D

The first shop selling easter eggs :D:D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 13:55

A submarine.

tcable 17th September 2011 14:11

OH! i know, a cyclist actually stopping at a red light / pedestrian crossing :D

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 14:14

A wild rabbit

taxi-dermist 17th September 2011 14:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807622)
No, no and no! Time for another clue. Not many people like them...:D

Speed bump removal:shrug:

luapnotpu 17th September 2011 14:37

Marmite delivery truck?

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 14:37

Proton Dealers garage.

Jay 17th September 2011 14:37

Was it a man hearding geese through the capital. That is allowed one day of the year apparently.

greendriver 17th September 2011 14:49

Traffic warden with writers cramp

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 15:18

A clown with a bucket and custard pie.

whitevanman 17th September 2011 15:52

An MP still in the Houses of Parliament at 4pm on a friday....and not home in the cotswolds despite being member of parliament for East Ham...:)

Lost Soul 17th September 2011 16:34

A student up at 10am in the morning.

FLYER 17th September 2011 16:46

boris johnston selling nicked gear out the back of a rusty transit van down the market.

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 16:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcable (Post 807667)
OH! i know, a cyclist actually stopping at a red light / pedestrian crossing :D

Mr Tcable! Congratulations! You have won a Nature Valley Cereal bar! This incident really shocked me; the man waited until the green lamp was showing, did some all 'round observation and rode off! Amazing isn't it! Pm me your details to receive your prize!:D

whitevanman 17th September 2011 16:53

Bet it wern't, I reckon you just got bored with our silly responses :D

And we need photos of this unprecidented incident

FLYER 17th September 2011 17:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitevanman (Post 807762)
Bet it wern't, I reckon you just got bored with our silly responses :D

And we need photos of this unprecidented incident

i will have you know mr cat is as honest as the day is long so dont you be dissin him innit.:p:

FredSpencer 17th September 2011 18:34

That's not unusual! I saw three on Friday morning ...... mind you, two of them were embedded in the side of a bus that had right of way. :D

greendriver 17th September 2011 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 807758)
boris johnston selling nicked gear out the back of a rusty transit van down the market.

Actually, that's how I got my sofa.....

FLYER 17th September 2011 18:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by greendriver (Post 807830)
Actually, that's how I got my sofa.....

what , from the blonde loon ??????:shrug::D

greendriver 17th September 2011 18:54

Of course, his name was Doris then, and she had a nice line in surgical implants and double sided wig tape....

I recognised the voice though ;)

tcable 17th September 2011 19:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807761)
Mr Tcable! Congratulations! You have won a Nature Valley Cereal bar! This incident really shocked me; the man waited until the green lamp was showing, did some all 'round observation and rode off! Amazing isn't it! Pm me your details to receive your prize!:D


Oh my....this has come as such a shock....i would like to thank my family, the acadamy, the director, the...:D:D

That is certainly a rare sight indeed!!

You can keep the cereal bar, im not into health food!:p::p:

FLYER 17th September 2011 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcable (Post 807871)
Oh my....this has come as such a shock....i would like to thank my family, the acadamy, the director, the...:D:D

That is certainly a rare sight indeed!!

You can keep the cereal bar, im not into health food!:p::p:

As you are refusing your trophy can i have it ????? iv'e never won owt :getmecoat::D

tcable 17th September 2011 20:47

Mr Leopard, i would like my winnings to go to mr flyer, i thank you:D:D

I only put my answer as i thought it was less likely than 2diesels guess...."A ferret carrying a sack of spoons?"....that made me laugh a lot :p::D:D:D:D

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcable (Post 807937)
Mr Leopard, i would like my winnings to go to mr flyer, i thank you:D:D

I only put my answer as i thought it was less likely than 2diesels guess...."A ferret carrying a sack of spoons?"....that made me laugh a lot :p::D:D:D:D

Mr Tcable, I'll do that ASAP... Mr Flyer please pm your details to receive your prize! Some of the posts have been excellent, and all have been funny! Anyone want to launch a similar competition?:D

FLYER 17th September 2011 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807943)
Mr Tcable, I'll do that ASAP... Mr Flyer please pm your details to receive your prize! Some of the posts have been excellent, and all have been funny! Anyone want to launch a similar competition?:D

IT's GEORGIO FLYERISSIMO , 666 ASYLUM ST , LOONSVILLE , BONKERSLAND .


many thanks MR CAT .:p:

Leyland Worldmaster 17th September 2011 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 807952)
IT's GEORGIO FLYERISSIMO , 666 ASYLUM ST , LOONSVILLE , BONKERSLAND .


many thanks MR CAT .:p:

Lol! You don't have to be mad to own and run a '75... But it helps! Go on Mr Flyer, your turn for a Flyer saw an unusual thing thread!:D:p:

FLYER 17th September 2011 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 807960)
Lol! You don't have to be mad to own and run a '75... But it helps! Go on Mr Flyer, your turn for a Flyer saw an unusual thing thread!:D:p:

As a glasgow cab driver i have seen MANY MANY unusual things mr cat trust me .:D

FredSpencer 18th September 2011 14:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 807966)
As a glasgow cab driver i have seen MANY MANY unusual things mr cat trust me .:D

Mostly when looking in the vanity mirror methinks. :p: :getmecoat:

Leyland Worldmaster 18th September 2011 15:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 808203)
Mostly when looking in the vanity mirror methinks. :p: :getmecoat:

lol! Nice Mr Baconbuttyman, nice!:D:D:D

FredSpencer 18th September 2011 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 808215)
lol! Nice Mr Baconbuttyman, nice!:D:D:D

?????????????????? He is someone other than me. ;)

Leyland Worldmaster 18th September 2011 16:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 808232)
?????????????????? He is someone other than me. ;)

Sorry, I meant Mr Spencer... Your avatar distracted me!:D:D

FredSpencer 18th September 2011 16:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 808248)
Sorry, I meant Mr Spencer... Your avatar distracted me!:D:D

Terrible when spam takes over a thread, isn't it? ;)

FLYER 18th September 2011 17:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 808253)
Terrible when spam takes over a thread, isn't it? ;)

i always thought it was a cheeseburger , ooops.:D

FredSpencer 18th September 2011 18:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 808338)
i always thought it was a cheeseburger , ooops.:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 808366)
i always thout it was a cheeseburger , ooops.:D

At least it doesn't repeat on me ...... unlike some things. ;) :getmecoat:

Leyland Worldmaster 19th September 2011 08:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 808253)
Terrible when spam takes over a thread, isn't it? ;)

Spam... What's it like? I'd like to try spam fritters... Hmmm food...:drool4::D

FLYER 19th September 2011 08:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 808717)
Spam... What's it like? I'd like to try spam fritters... Hmmm food...:drool4::D

spam fritters are greasy and disgusting , best way to eat spam is cut a half inch thick and grilled both sides , excellent on lightly buttered crusty bread , go get some mr cat and you will be purring bigtime, you can then lick your paws clean in front of the living room window.:drool4:

FredSpencer 19th September 2011 18:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 808717)
Spam... What's it like? I'd like to try spam fritters... Hmmm food...:drool4::D

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 808722)
spam fritters are greasy and disgusting , best way to eat spam is cut a half inch thick and grilled both sides , excellent on lightly buttered crusty bread , go get some mr cat and you will be purring bigtime, you can then lick your paws clean in front of the living room window.:drool4:

Plain or frittered it's delicious but you need the proper round stuff, not the 'orrible oblong tin stuff.

Leyland Worldmaster 19th September 2011 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 808975)
Plain or frittered it's delicious but you need the proper round stuff, not the 'orrible oblong tin stuff.

Thankyou for the advice Mr Spencer. I'll source some round stuff in the next couple of days. Is there a particular brand to go for? Is it like ketchup, where own brand stuff is pants, and Heinz is the best?

FredSpencer 19th September 2011 18:19

I've never seen it in shops. I get mine ready cooked in cafes or my local chippy, so it might be a catering trade thing.

FLYER 19th September 2011 18:59

mr cat spam is spam , wether oblong or round it's spam .

Plumrose is nice but frankly so is SWAN so go get some !!! Grill it both sides and tuck in .

FredSpencer 19th September 2011 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 809014)
mr cat spam is spam , wether oblong or round it's spam .

It ain't ...... get the real stuff and you'll taste the difference.:drool4::drool4:

FLYER 19th September 2011 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredSpencer (Post 809028)
It ain't ...... get the real stuff and you'll taste the difference.:drool4::drool4:

erm iv'e met you fred and you dont looklike you overindulge in spam.

FredSpencer 19th September 2011 21:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 809169)
erm iv'e met you fred and you dont looklike you overindulge in spam.

I don't ..... I never have it more than once a day. ;)

In reality I've been down to about twice a month for almost a year now following my job change but it used to be four or five times a week for quite a while before that. The thing is I don't eat a lot else and I seldom drink alcohol, which is the worst thing for ones figure.


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