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Lordy 18th March 2016 20:18

Its HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Evening all well it was hammer time today no liatryly, working on the car today and my mate Edward came over for a chat, talking abouts classics cars and all sorts.

Talk my eye off the ball for a split second and instead full POWER hammer right on my HAND!!!!!!!!!!]

Every curse word had been said and what does do Edward starts pointing and laughing I ran after him still holding the hammer in my right hand wasn't going to wack him just having a laugh anyway as I was running after him a car pulled up to park and my god hell face just dropped.

Edward had to go over to explain what had happened.
She thought I was trying to whack him with a hammer my response trust me it was tempting very tempting.

A hard project tuned out to be a good laugh at the end of it, even tho as I type my hand is KILLING ME"!!!!!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go. :D

FLYER 18th March 2016 20:24

You live a full and varied dont you Dave .:D

Lordy 18th March 2016 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 2244519)
You live a full and varied dont you Dave .:D

Would I be bad but I wanted whack him with it, just points and starts laughing his head off. :devil:

left hand is killing me now. :duh:
trying to knock a rusty bolt out and this happens. :duh:
just glad she didn't phone the chaps in white coats to take me a way.

That's just the sort of evidence they need. :D

Animal 18th March 2016 20:37

Thought this was going to be about Thor or Ben Grim ( fantastic four ):duh:

As long as it wasn't the pint hand :eek:

Do we change your name to THUMPER now Dave

:getmecoat:

steve1975 18th March 2016 20:40

i once hit my thumb with with a lump hammer,jesus christ that hurt :eek:
you might need an xray to see if anything is broke if it still hurts in a couple of days.
steve

FLYER 18th March 2016 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animal (Post 2244531)
Thought this was going to be about Thor or Ben Grim ( fantastic four ):duh:

As long as it wasn't the pint hand :eek:

Do we change your name to THUMPER now Dave

:getmecoat:

You can pick up your pint with the other hand but ?????

No i wont go there ...:D

Lordy 18th March 2016 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animal (Post 2244531)
Thought this was going to be about Thor or Ben Grim ( fantastic four ):duh:

As long as it wasn't the pint hand :eek:

Do we change your name to THUMPER now Dave

:getmecoat:

LOl don't you worry pint hand is safe very safe. :D

How ever Edwards hands and legs won't be. ;)
LMAO thumper lol.

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise.
The Judge continued "... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!!
At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"

mininuts 18th March 2016 20:54

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...e.jpg1_103.jpg

:D

Lordy 18th March 2016 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by mininuts (Post 2244559)

I hate you lol, that song is in my head now. :D:duh:

mininuts 18th March 2016 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Rover (Post 2244571)
I hate you lol, that song is in my head now. :D:duh:

Mine too Dave, what have I done? :duh:
At least it'll take your mind off your poorly hand :D


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