Robin Hood
 

A teacher asks the class, Can anyone give me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend ?


Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Yes miss it is Trudy Glenn"

No Johnny it is "Maid Marion"


But Miss, what about the song "Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn!!"

:shrug:

True
 

Inspectors visit the Primary school and take a group of kids to ask them questions about their schooling.

'How many pupils are there ?" asks inspector 1
"About 250,"replies the school Head Prefect.

Now to get a fair idea pupils have been chosen at random and the teacher winces as little hyper Johnny is asked a question next,..

'How many teachers work here?' asks inspector 2

Quick as a flash were Johnny responds...
"About half of them!" :duh:

Many a truth.....