The Hijackers Hijack Thread!!......
 

This is a little bit of fun (that I have unashamably hijacked from a thread...far away..in a dark place...) Now the idea is to carry on a topic but the reply requires a little lateral thinking,no naughty inuendo etc.If it works it could be some fun, I daresay the ALLSEEING MODS will keep an eye...so here goes.If I do the first reply, hopefully you'll get the idea/drift/ett all! P.

Here we go then.....
It looks like B.A. and B.A.A are at last sorting out Terminal 5

As ever, sounds like a few black sheep to me!

Is there really a Crock of Gold at the end of the RAINBOW ? ;)

Rainbow eh......thats depends on what sort of Warrior you are.

Sounds like a pasture I know about.....

around junction 20 of the M6

Metric didn't fit, must be 1/4" UNF. (or 1/4" BA to go full circle ;) )

That must be a fraction of the cost

At least 2 for the price of 1 would give you a whole number of things to do

But only if you can find the time

which is 8.44

Which is the time I took my son's girlfriend to the station.

And the policeman tested her and confirmed she was over the drink drive limit!

Whats the chance of that happening?

Krakatoa (origin of the phrase "Once in a blue moon")

I did that when I kicked my trolley jack (cracked me toe :D)

I'm not Jack, you've mistaken me for someone else.

Better than kicking the bucket

Can't stand that Hyacinth woman - RICHARDDD !!!!

Yes Hayfever can be a terrible curse

Period.......

and 'fatred' is another anagram meaning 'not as clever as....'

it can also be something associated with a bit of a pong !

.....and 'Po' which is a bit of 'a pong' is the name of quite a long river in Northern Italy.....

The sun is setting in the sky, teletubbies say goodbye............

Ahh, I saw Herbie Flowers and John Williams at Glastonbury many years ago (really I did :D )

I used to love the herbie films!!!!! Well, guess I still do, not the nordern ones tho, the old battered bug, love it!

I love herbs, only the cops loved them more and took them away!!

I only cut the grass ( pot is what you put a plant in!)myself but I have yet to see a Fly Mo Grass, unless its Jeff Goldblum!!!
p.s. nice to see this has taken off! P.

I know someone who gets someone else to polish his grass..... he's dyslexic !!

I'm sorry this just doesnt read properly

Better go to SpecSaver...

If they do 2 for the price of 1, surely that would give you double vision

I've got that ... CSI on TV, Top Gear on the PC... TOO MUCH INPUT!!

Hm...if Einstein had a P.C. would he have gone back in time, when he pressed the refresh key and as for deleting history...surely thats a paradox?....no history no you!P.

Some say that coming out of the trees was a bad move for humanity. Personally, I think leaving the sea was a bad move :confused:

Not for Ursula Andress

Clash of The Titans...............a classic.

Princess Andromeda.....I allways liked Julie Christie and a Kraken nowhere in sight, mind you John Wyndham found one!

Mmmm Jacobs Cream Krakens - love 'em :getmecoat:

Personally I've always preferred my cheese on Cornish Wafers

Eat too many and you might look a little PASTIE!!:D....and fancy calling a place Kernow, still they keep the Poles in the Dark.

Kernow.... a type of CB radio, cheap Midland knock-offs

Thats no way to speak about Trebor and this mates

is he made a minty bit stronger?

Cos I'm stronger than yesterday, now it's nothin but my way, my loneliness ain't killing me no more..............one of my favourite Britney tracks.

brittany lovely place just full of toads

I prefer them in-the-hole myself.

Ahh Wookey, like Cheddar Gorge, but smaller and better.

as alan partridge said "smell my cheese"

My missus always liked David Cassidy ;)

I thought the Sundance Kid was quicker.

He had a thing about diving if I remeber.

who Cristiano Ronaldo

You can't inherit form a sealed class....

44712 eh? lose a number and you might live in York!!

with 10,000 men?

I thought HE flew helicopters a few years ago!!!or was that a Budgie:)

Not Adam faith then?

C of E, you?

CoW! (Church of Wales:lol:)

doesnt Jonah live there ?

No, he's sleepless with his dad in Seattle!

Nightnurse works wonders

So does a "Double Diamond".......so drink one today!

"Diamond"
Mrs Jules loves this perfume, so you all know what to buy her for Xmas:o

Fancy naming a perfume after a pop singer, still he did know a sweet girl called Caroline.

Mi Amigo, I must have sailed past her on my travels many a time.

That old Pirate boat sent out some good signals, and not one May Day.

May Day? Is that when the morris dancers dance?

I think you will find that is a very minor event abroad

Scargill was their leader at one time.

He had a special mortgage I recall!

I went to a special school :) it was approved

I wondered about that,but in these Modern times such a concern would be Secondary!!

Used to be a broadsheet, but it's a tabloid now, except on Sundays.

Sounds like a Spectator sport to me.

I don't like football

There must be some supporters of this thread.

I'm a bit of a Hammy one myself....and my car is a sort of Claret colour too!!

he must have 9 lives to have survived that accident

Just like that 70's belter Gloria Gaynor then

Imagines:.....

T.F. Sporting his afro, flares, tank top and platform shoes :D

It'll be cold on the Rigs this time of year.

Is rigor mortis an alternative woodwork joint than never moves?

for hands that do dishes?


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Imagines:.....

T.F. Sporting his afro, flares, tank top and platform shoes

That is so embarrassingly accurate .... :getmecoat:

that feels like a really soft comment lets face it

I prefer soft centres myself.....nothing like a Turkish Delight!

Ah Delight is dething hanging from my ceiling .

Does Lionel Ritchie dance around it?

Nope, just a few Moths...not a Tiger in sight!!

Damn them poachers should be a law against it with such a beautiful creature

I'm sure there would be a scramble to own them, sure as eggs is eggs

Would probably have to shell out a fortune though.....

I had a fortune cookie tonight, there was nothing in it:panic:

More empty promises..... Bit like marriage!!

I remember when I got married, on the left side of the church, all my wifes best friends.
On the right side of the church, all my friends that she liked the best.

I will never understand women, even if I live to be a hundred ( just like this post)

That came late again this morning too.

There should probably be a pregnant pause somewhere here then.......

COOOEEEE!!! 102 and going strong!!!...........ah now where were we?
I have never seen a pregnant pause, I wonder how the midwife would cope.






Keep it clean!!

Kenneth Cope ? - he was in Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Aren't Vic & Bob on their Big Night Out tonight?

You can rub that on your chest.

Thats probably what the pirates on the oil tanker were really after

Why would the pirates rub Vic on their treasure chest then?......I suppose if the radar failed they could disperse the vapours!

The Vapors:

David Fenton (songwriter, guitarist and vocalist)
Howard Smith (drummer)
Edward Bazalgette (lead guitarist)
Steve Smith (bass guitarist and vocals)

though originally David Fenton (guitar, vocals)
Rob Kemp (guitar)
Mike Hedges (bass, vocals)
Mike Jordon (drums).

:D

That Steve Smith gets around he is a local plumber where i live

There's a real shortage of plumbers, my wee cousin retrained from a mechanic to a plumber and he's making a fortune.

nicky cambell and the wheel of fortune . now tthats quality:D

Right up my Street!

More seems to happen in the dales recently

Plumbers eh, not many jobs make a success going down the tubes!

Mark Lamar was on that with some other guy - can't remember his name..

(I think some posters haven't fully grasped the concept of this thread ;) )

Yes I wondered about that, still grasping a thread is easier than clutching at straws,they go all gooeey!

Oeeeey Gooooeeey, was he not the worm that lived at the bottom of thegarden?

Only thing at the bottom of my garden are fairies :girl2:

I've got Swordfish and Barracuda in mine!

A few steam boats at the bottom of mine,I've only a canoe to paddle though!
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Theres a man on the towpath on fire and someone else nearby bent double laughing at him, we get none of this at car meets !

Whats the connection - hadnt Canoe used to play for the Arsenal ?

< Ironically, the original concept of this thread has itself been hijacked... >

Hm, thats a point to ponder,if you hijacked a hijacked thread thats been hijacked.
p.s. my canoes a nice American blow up one....or should I say one you inflate and no inuendo either!

Lets not get onto the subject of inflatables please!

I know my place!.................swmbo cannot see this!!:D
So where were we then...........................

I prefer haddock myself. Nice big steak-cut chips too.

oooooh I love a nice steak, rare of course.

Allways wondered what a dinosaur steak would taste like, that would be very rare!

T Rex? - Any 'Children of the Revolution' on here?

French, Russian or American perhaps?

AH yes the fighting robots association F.R.A.( No Really it is :))

FRA

I wonder what Mr.Asimov would have had to say about that.

And would there be any Foundation to what was said or are we on the Edge here?

So now we're talking about U2 eh?

Thats funny I haven't found it either. Forgotten what it was now.

U2...did somebody mention Gary Powers??

Wasn't me. Isn't Lee a major in the army?

Expensive employee at the time $6,000,000

Must have a Bionic Pension then!!

I prefered Banana Man my self.
'I have the strength of ten men..............................ten BIG men'.

Desperate Dan and the Banana St Kids did it for me!!

Well that's just fine and Dandy but there would Be No character to this thread if it weren't for ordinary people like you an me.

Us lesser mortals could soar to great heights being EAGLE fans,Dan would Dare to sort this worlds problems out.

Great film, Where Eagles Dare, almost as (un)believable as the Budget!!:confused:

it was a pre budget report actually Darling !

Captain Darling! Now he was a hero.

Dan Dare, Where Eagles Dare...tad mixed methinks!, mind you Captain Darling sure has funny eyebrows!! Might be enough to make Doris move over!

That'll be the Day!!

The Longest........... (Day)............ 21/06

All Star Cast too. But the was 06-06-44. Or 1962.

And fancy nameing a phone after those fantastic harbours.