You cpouldn't make it up.
 

Always thought there ought to be a corner just for this kind of thing.

In the news today, a Columbian Pharmaceutical entrepreneur/part-time drugs mule, smuggling cocaine from Bogota to Spain, had a crude toupee on his head. In that ever-popular style The Current Bun (sic) he attracted the attention of the airport staff who followed him to the exit and detained him. The Bun was bigger than the supporting head and he appeared nervous.

On removal of the slightly obvious take-on baggage officers found a package taped to his head which weighed 1.1 lbs. and valued at £20,000, that’s the package, not the head - although you could be forgiven...

Which Airport in Spain? He arrived at El Prat Airport. I kid you not.



https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/for...f73aaefe7d.jpg

:eek: LOL When he was looking in the mirror as he was concocting this plan where the bejesus in his thought process did he ever think.....That looks OK :D