You're getting old when.....
 

...... you wear your cardigan with your denim jeans! :duh:

When you go for a drive in your slippers.
When you have more hair coming out of your nose and ears than you have on your head.
When the kids come in and turn the telly down.
When you have to explain what 33's, 45's and 78's were.
Please feel free to add more.

Mike

33S the first time you had sex.:eek:
45s the second time you had sex.:eek:
78s the times you have to remember how:D

Rev

Some of us can't even remember when. Never mind.. er, what were the other three?

Or you are just a young Rover driver wanting to fit in! ;):}

Not only am I proud of my lawnmowers, I regularly wash and polish them. A number of my lawnmowers have had the original engines replaced with more powerful one for the imroved torque and responiveness.:}

Any more insults about mowers and you could get a "Suffolk Punch"!:D

You here yourself groan as you get up from the ground or an awkward position.

Why do we do that?

When you wonder in a room with conviction of carrying out the task and when you get there you've forgotten what it was you where going to do. Even after looking aimlessly at the room to try to remember!:o:}

Cardigan & everything with me, getting a jumper on over my head is a struggle these days, Yep more than once I've gone out shopping & driving in my slippers :eek::D

When you are sitting here trying to recall something funny that happened,but can't remember what or when it was.