Speeding
An old lady is speeding down the highway when she spots a police officer wih a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over and then walks over with a smile and asks "what's the rush?"
The old lady replies "I'm late for work" "Sure" replies the officer "what do you do?" "I'm a rectal distender" "A what?!" asks the officer "what does a rectal distender do?" "Well" the woman replies "I insert a finger, then 2, then 3 and keep working until I can get a hand in, then i work some more until I can get both hands in, after that I work some more until it's 6 feet wide." "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?" asks the officer "I give him a speed gun and stand him by the side of the road" replied the old lady with a smile. |
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