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MissMoppet 13th June 2019 11:06

Free road tax and fuel for all who drive R75s? That's about as likely to pass as some of the hangers and floggers mentioned above.


When we were last in Iceland we saw a car being driven too fast and mentioned it to the hotelier. "What will the police do?" "Oh we don't need to do that. Someone will quietly mention it to his mother and that will solve the problem."

steve-45 13th June 2019 16:45

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Originally Posted by breakfastinsmethwick (Post 2740185)
A nationwide ban on the term “hun”.

And the use of the word “LIKE “ every 10th word !

klarzy 13th June 2019 16:54

Boris Johnson


Next PM

If you're fishing in a cess pool, you are going to catch a NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-.

macafee2 13th June 2019 19:02

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Originally Posted by Bogbrush82 (Post 2740227)
Death penalty for child killers, providing proof is irrefutable.

Postal votes to be handed out to the disabled and elderly only.

Foreign aid to no longer be given out freely. You want it? give us a credible reason and we'll consider it. (Does not apply in the event of a natural disaster)

Flat rate on fuel prices (£1 for Diesel, 90p for petrol)

No more vanity surgery on the NHS, unless accident or disease related. Want a boob job or gastric band? PAY FOR IT.

just picking up on boob job.
Female has big heavy breasts. This could lead to back pain and possibly back problems. The cost of a boob job now is less then the medical attention required for back problems.

Would this qualify for NHS funding?

I'm not picking fault, example of how hard it is to be fair as I agree with your principle

macafee2

MSS 13th June 2019 19:05

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Originally Posted by macafee2 (Post 2740431)
just picking up on boob job.
Female has big heavy breasts. This could lead to back pain and possibly back problems. The cost of a boob job now is less then the medical attention required for back problems.

Would this qualify for NHS funding?

I'm not picking fault, example of how hard it is to be fair as I agree with your principle

macafee2


Not wishing to get into too much detail, but would it not depend on whether a reduction or enhancement job?

Darcydog 13th June 2019 19:52

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Originally Posted by mss (Post 2740433)
Not wishing to get into too much detail, but would it not depend on whether a reduction or enhancement job?

Boris went for a reduction by way of a circumcision - the surgeon couldn’t complete it as he found there was no end to the pr**k

Bogbrush82 13th June 2019 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by macafee2 (Post 2740431)
just picking up on boob job.
Female has big heavy breasts. This could lead to back pain and possibly back problems. The cost of a boob job now is less then the medical attention required for back problems.

Would this qualify for NHS funding?

I'm not picking fault, example of how hard it is to be fair as I agree with your principle

macafee2

Well if a reduction is required due to medical reasons I would let it slide.

But if it's just a case of "I want my boobs to be bigger because reasons" then she would absolutely have to pay for it.

topman 14th June 2019 04:59

Gastric bands often save money. Less weight, less trips to the hospital due to fewer complications.

macafee2 14th June 2019 11:23

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Originally Posted by mss (Post 2740433)
Not wishing to get into too much detail, but would it not depend on whether a reduction or enhancement job?

I would have thought from my post you would take it as reduction on the NHS. Reduction it is.

charge NHS and emergency services time wasters.

macafee2

macafee2 14th June 2019 11:25

freeze bank accounts and credit cards for those that refuse to pay debt. Those that cannot afford to pay are a different case


macafee2


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