Fireworks ....
 

I can’t believe people are letting off fireworks in October. It scared the dog so much, he knocked over the Christmas tree.


My neighbour said he saw my dog chasing a man on a mountain bike. I said ‘It couldn’t be my dog. My dog can’t ride a mountain bike’.


I have CDO. It’s like OCD but the letters are in the correct alphabetical order (as they should be).


My maths teacher said I was average. I thought 'that's mean'.