Little old Lady
 

little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. She's shivering cold, and tells the cop, "I c-c-can't be speeding, I had my c-c-cruise control set! "

Cop says, "Ma'am, I clocked you doing 74. "

Lady says, "Oh my God! My c-c-climate control must be set at 55! ":shrug: