man goes into a Bar.
 

Man goes into a bar for a few beers,,
After being in there a few minutes he see,s a woman sitting at the bar.
As he looks at her he see,s she is about 60, but very very fit. so he sidles up to her buys her a drink.

As they start talking he thinks to him self, she is really fit and wonders if she has an equally fit daughter..

After a time the woman asks him if he has ever had a "Sportsman.s Double" intrigued the man says never heard of it, what is it?

The woman explains "It is a mother and daughter three some".

Says the man no never heard of that before, The woman winks and says "well its your lucky day" Come on back to our house.

They get the house and the woman opens the front door,goes in and the man follows.

The "Fit"woman stops at the bottom of the stairs, pauses and then shouts up










MOM, YOU AWAKE