coffee shop
 

I went into an artisan coffee shop and asked for a skinny latte.
I asked how much the cakes were.
The lady replied: "The custard tarts on the bottom shelf are £1.00; the carrot cake on the second shelf is £1.50; the Bakewell tart on the third shelf is £2.00; the cake on the top shelf is £4.00."

"What sort of cake is on the top shelf" I inquired.
"That's my-dearer cake" :}

Chap went into the same shop and asked how much was their Gattux.

“Gatto, sir, it’s pronounced Gatto, and it’s £5 a slice”

“£5 a slice? Bollo to that”

And later on, Bono and The Edge went into shop.

The owner said "Oh, you two again!" :duh:

Then David Gates went in, but was refused service.

“This is a cake shop, sir, we don’t serve bread”

(It’s OK, I’ll get my own coat........)

Oh dear.
The last two were over my head.
Wife had to explain them.:duh:

I asked for a cup of coffee and a fruit scone. They handed me the coffee and an empty plate. I said "Where's my cake?" he said "Scone"!


Take your time ...................
:getmecoat:

Times New Roman goes in and asks for a coffee. The manager says 'We don't serve your type.'

well done stanley morison would be proud:}

This place is popular with pop stars, as an ex-Beatle goes in next.

“I’ll have one of those coffees you named after me”

“It’s Mocha you idiot, not Macca...........”

How much are those cakes?
£1.50 for 2.
How much is it for one?
£1.00.
I'll have the other one.
-Billy Connelly-